Too dumb to puppet, what does that look like- “Hey Buddy! I did everything you told me! Spread all those rumors and sent all the incriminating evidence to their home with a maid I paid off! Oh but don’t worry! No loose ends! Got hits on everyone one of them and got hits on those hitmen too! Oh don’t worry about them over hearing! I’ve already told everyone about how cool it is! Why are you crying?”