“Ok guys, there’s a dark elf and a cat monster in town hunting us.” “I’m sorry… What?” “He’s clearly gone mad.” “No guys! I’m serious! Guys!?”
Artificial Incident
“Ok guys, there’s a dark elf and a cat monster in town hunting us.” “I’m sorry… What?” “He’s clearly gone mad.” “No guys! I’m serious! Guys!?”
“I’m killing them !” “no, I’M killing them !”
No, he’s gonna kill us!
“Ok guys, there’s a dark elf and a cat monster in town hunting us.”
“I’m sorry… What?”
“He’s clearly gone mad.”
“No guys! I’m serious! Guys!?”
“Do they think just the two of them are enough against all of us?”
“Actually they’re fighting over who gets to do it alone…”
Maybe they should draw straws or something.
Somebody is realizing he has a horrible day coming.
“Whew, now that we’ve slaughtered all the bandits, I’m ready for a rest. Wait, why are you looking at me like that? Oh, don’t worry, it’s bad guy blood. No need to back away.”
“You pulled off his SKIN and wore it around town!”
“Ehh, had to make a statement. I threw it away when I was done.”
“You can’t just throw away perfectly good human skin! We’ve got Necronomicons to bind!”
“. . .And then they killed everyone but me because no one believed what I said”
“yes grandpa you said it a thousand times if someone says their is a Elf and Cat Monster getting ready to hunt you down better to believe them then be sorry”
Stupid strategically placed knee.